Block 32

Chapter 0

Line	Speaker	Text	Notes
0		•Did you think so much beauty would blossom up in only three years? •Huh? What? Am I talking about myself? •No, of course not. I'm talking about Tazmily.
1		•Titiboo sure is popular. •Maybe I should visit someday, too. giggle
2		•Lightning struck Reggie's tent. •But that's what he gets for not having a Happy Box...
3		•Let's see... •Cross Road Station is to the north... •Cerulean Beach is to the west. •And... East of here is the nursing home for senior citizens. •Oh, and to the south is your house, where lightning keeps striking. •Alright! I've finally figured out this town's layout!
4		•Is there anyone here who puts money in this thing? •'Cause I just did, anyway...
5		•"If you have any extra money, please put it in here. - From your trustworthy and benevolent Mayor Pusher"
6		•Thomas's Shop •Offering fascinating big-city items faster and in greater quantities than anyone else! (Things are different now. Don't forget to bring DP.)
7		•NOTICE •Our humble little shop, "Caroline's Bakery", has also adopted the wonderful, new DP system!
8		•It's polished and sparkling.
9		•He's ignoring you.
10		•Oh, hello there, [LUCAS 23 02 00]. •You look a bit down in the dumps. •A Happy Box could really change your life, you know.
11		•It's nice to think of others and all, but it's more important to think about your own happiness.
12		•Oh, hey there, [LUCAS 23 02 00]. •I hear your dad's STILL hiking up in the mountains, looking for [CLAUS 22 05 00]. •You should really tell him yourself that it's about time he give up already.
13		•Whenever I listen to Mr. Fassad talk, I suddenly want everything. •It's almost like he's a magician. •giggle
14		•Oh! [LUCAS 23 02 00]! •Hiii!!
15		•Fassad! •Stop it! •Quit ruining this town any more than you already have!
16		•There's something not right about all this lightning, especially today's! •I think you guys are behind it somehow! •Leave this instant! •Keep your grubby hands out of this town's affairs!
17		•Why, hello there, Mr. Wess. •You know, if you keep making the veins on your forehead pop out like that, happiness will only escape you. •By which I mean your hair, in this case.
18		•In any case, I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
19		•Well, it's been fun. •Please be careful not to trip, get hurt, or go bald on your way home.
20		•Cease this violence! •I'm no bug! I'm an old man!
21		•[LUCAS 23 02 00]! Quit snooping around me! Don't get in my way!
22		•[LUCAS 23 02 00]... •I really wish you would put a Happy Box in your home already, so you can be happy just like everyone else here.
23		•I'm always hoping for that day.
24		•I can understand why it'd be hard for an old man to watch the town he grew up in change more and more. •But that wasn't being very considerate of Mr. Fassad at all. •In my opinion, old people should just stay inside the old folks' home and drink tea and do whatever it is old people do.
25		•I can't believe the nerve of old man Wess... •Even after Mr. Fassad spoke to him in such a friendly way...
26		•We don't have one of those happiness-bringing boxes, either. •Alle won't stop talking about how much she wants one, though. •I don't know, maybe we should finally get one. •But Ed is against the idea. What should I do?
27		•They're not above using violence against senior citizens, I see.
28		•If you need something from the map-loving and map-owning Mapson, it must be a map, yes? I can talk about non-map stuff too, you know. •Old man Wess is definitely going to go bald. •Yes, there's no doubt about it. •Bald. Definitely.
29		•If you need something from the map-loving and map-owning Mapson, it must be a map, yes? I can talk about non-map stuff too, you know. •Is old man Wess okay? •No, I don't mean injury-wise... I mean hair-wise. •After all, he did get his hair caught in that bug net and everything.
30		•If you need something from the map-loving and map-owning Mapson, it must be a map, yes? •Here. I've circled some suspicious places for you.
31		•Is the map I gave you helping any?
32		•There's no telling what's going to happen next, so be careful.
33		•You're going out to look for [DUSTER 23 03 00]? •You do know he's the one who stole all of Butch's money, right? •I guess it's up to you if you wanna look for him and all, but I'd keep my nose out of other people's business if I were you. •You'll only wind up hurting your reputation even more.
34		•Oh, [LUCAS 23 02 00]. •Some more lightning struck yesterday. I see you're all right, though.
35		•Have you ever heard of the DCMC? Yes No
36		•They're the greatest band to ever play at Club Titiboo! Wouldn't you agree? •...Actually, I don't really know who they are. I was just pretending.
37		•They're the greatest band to ever play at Club Titiboo! •...Actually, I don't really know who they are. I was just pretending.
38		•Take me there sometime if I ever get over seven feet tall, okay?
39		•I hear you're headed out to look for [DUSTER 23 03 00]. •If there's any place you can't find, just bring your map back to me. I'll mark it for you.
40		•Oh, you picked up a [ITEM B1 00] for me? •Actually, I hear a ghost at Osohe Castle knows a whole lot about them, but I don't think it's worth the trouble to go all the way there and ask her about them. •But we don't mind buying some from people every once in a while.
41		•If you need something from the map-loving and map-owning Mapson, it must be a map, yes? I can talk about non-map stuff too, you know.
42		•Oh, [DUSTER 23 03 00]. When did you come back? You have some nerve.
43		•It looks like you guys've been through a lot.
44		•Wow, you guy walk like a train.
45		•How much money do you have? •From what I can tell, you have about [80 FF F0 FF] DP. •Way more than me. That's no fair.
46		•I'm on patrol right now.
47		•That look of yours is really bugging me...
48		•Whew, I'm parched! Talking all the time can really get to you after a while. •Whoa! It's you! Shoo! Shoo!
49		•If you need something from the map-loving and map-owning Mapson, it must be a map, yes? •Oh, hi there, [LUCAS 23 02 00]. •That's a strange friend you have with you. •No, no, no. •I don't mean there's anything wrong with that. •What? •Aeolia's house, you say? •I don't know who that is, but I think it's around here somewhere. •I'll mark your map for you.
50		•Your map's been marked!
51		•That peddler hasn't been around lately. •What was it? Fassad or something? I forget.
52		•Oh, hi there, [LUCAS 23 02 00]. •You know, you should really be mindful of who you make friends with...
53		•The lightning has stopped recently. •But I have a Happy Box at home, though, so I guess it doesn't really matter to me anyway.
54		•Have you finally started to go crazy too?
55		•What should I buy on my next payday? •Hmm, maybe I'll enroll Dona in a cram school...
56		•It seems the factory's been closed down. •So I expected my little Biffy and Butchy to come back home, but they wound up going to some New Pork Something-or-Other instead.
57		•I haven't seen Mr. Fassad at all lately. •Do you suppose he's just busy?
58		•Hmm. New Pork. •I wonder what that tastes like.
59		•A new friend?
60		•They say New Pork is the place to be now. •They say it's a super-humongous city. •I wanna go there.
61		•Can I come with you, too? •Oh. I guess not...
62		•The lightning used to rain down every day, but then it suddenly stopped. •The attack seemed so intense at first, but now it's almost casual and like, "Whatever." •Kind of like you. Heh.
63		•Club Titiboo closed down, so I came all the way here to look for work. chew chew •But wow, is this place the sticks or what? chew chew •Maybe I should've gone to New Pork instead. chew chew
64		•I'm the mayor here, which means I'll be one of the last people to leave for the big city. •Even so, I really want to go. •I should just ditch this miserable little village and be done with it. •...Oh, [LUCAS 23 02 00]! You didn't hear me talking to myself just now, did you?
65		•I'm stuck in this village because no one invited me to go with them. •When did everyone suddenly get together to discuss leaving for the big city?
66		•Chirp chirp! (Sparrow News! The people of Tazmily have been moving to New Pork City one after the other. The results of this are as plain as day: the village is now silent, and its liveliness gone. There are even rumors that Mayor Pusher is considering moving away soon.)
67		Chirp chirp. (This has been Sparrow News.)
68		•The Yado Inn had so much more warmth and friendliness up until three years ago...
69		•I think you're mistaken about me. •I'm not bald because my hair has fallen out. I just shave my head. •Does that clear up your misconceptions?