
February 19th, 2009 | Let's Chat
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Hi! It’s me, Puppy King! Help me sleep at night! What’s inside Magic Cake? Is it the same stuff that’s in the Mr. Saturn coffee and the Tenda tea? Why does Ness keep accepting all these weird foods? |
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Opium.
P.S.: It’s a drug and they can be found in poppy seeds.
P.P.S.: They put 10 pounds of it in the tea, coffee, and cake.
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What I never got is why the police in Summers don’t have any problem with the woman selling ‘Magic’ Cake. As for what it contains, I say raw madness, condensed into a fluffy sponge.
I don’t know why he eats them. Maybe it’s because he knows those are some of my favorite scenes.
LSD, and since he eats stuff from the present boxes the creatures he beats up leave behind, why not eat/drink it?
Obviously magic cake contains PSI Magicant, a rare, world-altering PSI.
And Ness is always hungry. He’s a growing boy!
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| rayefrenzy said on Feb. 19, 2009 |
I reckon somma those mushrooms from TaneTane Island are in the “magic” cake
He eats crap from garbage cans like a raccoon ssssoooo I’m imagining that he doesn’t care how magic it is…as for the stuff thats in it I would say cough syrup. Lots, and lots of special cough syrup.
If you had the stress of having to save the universe of your shoulders, you’d need to unwind somehow as well. I’m guessing they’re made with lots of Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom spores
The cake has some virtual boy eyestrain red #69 in it… that could help explain EB’s underwhelming sales.
Um, well, Magic Cake oughta have some sort of sleepy kind of ingredient, that makes the user fall asleep. And then they dream about something. Ness just HAPPENED to dream about the plot device.
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| otherhand said on Feb. 19, 2009 |
insert portal reference here
Also Ness is a junkie.
The magic cakes must be as strange as the woman who makes them. Likes to stare at rocks while drinking water and has a unique sprite that doesn’t seem to have any walking frames. Magic cake seems to be stronger because it makes the consumer pass out and have dreams about far away places.
There is nothing at all strange in the Magic Cake. It just tastes delicious, and eating it with his friends makes him think of home.
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| Aurilliux said on Feb. 19, 2009 |
Magic cakes are made with love!
Nothing, it’s just a plot device to introduce Poo into the game’s story. :U
Nothingis in the magic cake, it was just a scene transition. I don’t understand why you guys are trying to make Ness seem like some sort of junkie. Shame on you…
jk XP
I… have no idea. Maybe condensed awesome? Drugs? The power of a plot device? All or none of the above? Pie?
100% pure, all-natural organic magic, imported from Magicant. Ness is always after the stuff because it’s the groovy side of his brain.
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| GoldenEevee said on Feb. 22, 2009 |
Probably Mr. Saturn poop, or maybe caffiene, or maybe magic mushrooms……
Ah, this is a good question. You see, the cake was nothing but a lie. A false, chocolatey goodness covered in facade-sting.
If you work at McDonalds, you obviously (and unforuntantly) know this question. Its a simple combination of Mr. Saturn Arms, Elven Ears, whatever slime Master Blech leaves behind, and the soul of a kitten. They taste exactly like Chicken Nuggets, but their outward apperance varies.
Magic cake is actually made with shrooms, acid and the purple mushrooms on TaneTane Island. Amazingly you can detect any of it, because there is so much sugar. Each time you take ONE bite of magic cake, you go through TERRIBLE hallucinations. I hope I helped you sleep better.
*Spikes Magic cake with acid and offers to King*
It’s product of “BOING FOOD INC.” Those include BOING COFFEE, ZOOM SHROOMS, and DAKOTA CAKE. So they all have the same kinds of stuff.
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| O-Suchin said on Mar. 1, 2009 |
Glowsticks.
There’s LSD inside all of them. Ness accepts them because he is a MAJOR addict.
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D’aaawwwww. Puppy King is adorable!
Anyway, it’s… uhh… “imagination stimulant.” Yeah, that’s it. As for Ness accepting strange foods, well, he’s always looking for a quick fix.