Comments on: EarthBound Sucks

By: Bionic

Bionic — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:32:24 +0000

LMAO “Visit the seven secretaries?!”

“I couldn’t tell what Venus was smacking him with!” lmao lmao lmao

PKrocking — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:54:45 +0000

This guy never complete the game and now is a troll.

StarmanFan — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:22:44 +0000

7 secretaries sonic WTF
Ho is this guy
but… what a jerk
YOU MUST DIE
PK Starstorm Omega
I hate you…

Dialga Thunderstar — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:02:18 +0000

Definently a joke. 7 secretaries? Uh, there’s 8 and they’re sanctuaries. it doesn’t really seem serious.

Cre'lus — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:14:56 +0000

I would personally give EarthBound a 4 out of 5 now that I’ve played MOTHER 3- That and the choppiness of the NOA’s translation of it..

By the way, Mato, I think you and the team are better at translating than anyone at Nintendo. ANYONE.

AltoMaximus — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:41:52 +0000

Ya know, this reminds me of that classic post on Starmen.net!

Nintey — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:11:29 +0000

whoa. are u kidding me? EB has aliens, rabid moles, and 4 kids whupping their asses. this guy has never played EB or Sonic.

RadicOmega — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 02:59:24 +0000

Hope you live near Michigan then!

OctobotFire — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 02:38:49 +0000

@radicomega sure! I’d hurry though. A unassuming local guy looks hungry

RadicOmega — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:34 +0000

And also can I have a hamburger OctoBotFire?