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January 16th, 2009 | Let's Chat
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Heya! Something’s been bothering me for a while… Why do Mr. Saturn villages always have ladders that go nowhere? |
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25 Comments to Let’s Chat with Strawberry Slime!
 | Psychomax said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
The ladders didn’t always go nowhere. Saturn Valley is home to a rare and potent metal ore: Zoomesium. The valley was created as a mining site for the ore, but most of it has been excavated. The ladders you see that lead to nowhere are remnants of the mining site, leading up to Zoomesium veins in the valley walls.
 | Smash Bass said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
They like to climb ladders, because they love the amazing view they have from up them. 
 | Poe said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
What doesn’t make sense to us makes perfect sense to them. I see them as decoration, but who knows what the real purpose is!
 | JoeWuzHere said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
They’re not yet finished building their tower that will help them take over the world
 | confused said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
They need something to refer off of when they make there own out of… themselves
 | Alxprit said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
They use useless ladders as measurement for when they play Ladder.
 | Briianz said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
Maybe The Mr.Saturn are planning something
 | IWontGetOvertheDam said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
How do they even climb ladders? They have no arms!
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| Alxprit said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
They climb ladders the same way they treat your injuries at the hospital.
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| PikachuMan said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
That’s easy.
The mayor of the Saturn Valleys likes to watch the citizen squirm. Because Mr. Saturns have no legs, they cry when they look at them.
… don’t ask me what was going through my head when I said this.
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| KKMP said on Jan. 16, 2009 |
I think Dr. Saturn set them up to increase the number of ladder accidents.
Dr. Saturn needs to have some patients before he can Do All For You™!
 | Difegue said on Jan. 17, 2009 |
Because ladders rocks.
 | Rufus said on Jan. 17, 2009 |
Ladders.
Holds sky up good.
 | Pimpshi said on Jan. 17, 2009 |
Ladders aren’t for climbing, they’re for decoration. Cave openings are also for decoration, apparently. What I don’t get is how they put the ladders there if they don’t have arms to move them…
 | otherhand said on Jan. 20, 2009 |
mR. SaTurN lIKe cLimB. fuUuUuUun. DiNg!
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| SoreThumb said on Jan. 21, 2009 |
What are you talking about? Every ladder gets the Mr. Saturns somewhere important!
To US on the other hand.. if there’s nothing I can tap A against at the other side of this ladder, I don’t give a Rat’s Tail about that ladder. 
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| Hunter Coates said on Feb. 19, 2009 |
I think two of them lead to a present.
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| Claus said on Mar. 15, 2009 |
Do you mean both the ones from MOTHER 2&3 or just from one game?
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| Anonymous said on Apr. 5, 2009 |
Where do you even fight strawberry slime?
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| DanteAMD said on Apr. 6, 2009 |
No figting. EATING!
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Just eat it.
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| Claus said on Apr. 6, 2009 |
Where though? I’ve beaten MOTHER 3 and never seen it anywhere.
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| Someone Else said on May. 20, 2009 |
Strawberry Slime is fought in Osohe Castle.
The Saturns believe that the more ladders a place has, the safer it is. It’s some sort of strange Saturn instinct to believe that ladders = good.
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| Anonymous said on Dec. 14, 2010 |
Because:
1. To annoy the crap out of everyone
2. Because THEY are the Earthbound mascot!!!
 | StarFan said on Dec. 15, 2010 |
Boing
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