Let’s Chat with Ionia!

It’s like hiding celery in a fast food store: fat people eat everything so someone will eventually be tricked into eating something healthy. Gamer’s can’t stand still, what with all their running around so they’ll accidentally go outside someday! It’s Mayor Pirkle’s flawless plan.

Frank’s robot is the only one who truly understands him, because he was programmed to.

Why not? If I had an arcade, it would have a backyard patio, with heated pool and bar. Gotta have a gimmick to survive in these difficult economic times.

I have a queston for you. What did you do to Lucas in that hot spring that caused him to learn PSI?

He likes being the reverse way of nocturnal…he’s an early bird!

They trap disruptive arcade gamers in the backyard for timeouts, but after the sharks took the place over Frank stayed back there to make him feel “bad”.